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The 5 Laws of Humanity

Sat Oct 10, 2009, 6:06 PM
I just figured out how Humans work.

Rule #1: No matter what a person does or says they are Greedy

Rule #2: No matter what a person does or says they have stolen something in their life time.

Rule #3: No matter what a person does or says they hate everything and everyone that is not them. Even if they don't realize it... they hate everything.

Rule #4: Humans will do anything... I repeat... ANYTHING to avoid their own death. It is the goal of every human being not to die... No matter what they say!

Rule #5: Since the beginning there has been a war between 3 sides. Side A is the frail, geeky, Ugly Smart people. Side B is the Good Looking, Athletic, Stupid Jocks. And Finally Side C is the fat Greedy Money hungry pigs. Sadly Side C is winning because they are Just smart enough to out Smart side B, and they have enough Money and power to silence side A.

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Rule #1 breaker: Then why do people donate money for causes? They aren't all Greedy.

Rule #2 breaker: Probably true, even if its a minute theft.

Rule #3 breaker: That's absolutely a lie, and its dumb to even say that.

Rule 4:People kill themselves. Hence not avoiding their death, but causing it.

Rule 5: No there are no sides, we can only be generalized into sides.

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SUUDOO, WOODO?
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Like it or not the par of the sides is true...

The number one, yes, people always waNt something in exchange. When they donate, really deep, they want a place in heaven, recognition, be known as good people, to feel that other people needs them.

The 2 fr sure.

The 4 can be true, if we consider that suicides woulkd do anything for change their lives not their death.

tHE 3 ...I dont know, maybe in an absolute time of desperation. But I think not always....

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Que veinte años no es nada.............

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