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[Albus Dumbledore sits at his desk, he looks to his right at Quirrell]
Dumbledore: Professor Quirrell, it’s Harry’s first year at Hogwarts and I need you to teach Defense against the dark arts.
[Dumbledore turns to the left and looks at Lockhart]
Dumbledore: Professor Lockhart, it seems Quirrell was working for Lord Voldemort and carrying him on the back of his head. So I need you to teach Defense against the dark arts for Harry’s second year.
[Dumbledore turns to the right and looks at Lupin]
Dumbledore: Professor Lupin, it turns out Lockhard was a frad, and on top of that got his mind wiped, so I want you to teach DADA during Harry’s Third year.
[Dumbledore turns to the Left and looks at Snape]
Dumbledore: Professor Snape it seems that Professor Lupin as come quite ill…
Snape: Exhalent.
Dumbledore: So I need you to teach his classes till…
[Off Camera] Lupin: Actually sir I’m quite better now.
[Dumbledore turns to the right and looks at Lupin]
Dumbledore: hmmm… that you are… very well never mind…
[Off Camera] Snape: Blast.
[Dumbledore turns to the Left and looks at Moody]
Dumbledore: Professor Moody, I’m afraid I was forced to fire Lupin because Snape let lose he was a werewolf. So I need you to teach DADA and help with the Triwizerd tournament and keep an eye on Harry during his Fourth year.
[Off Camera] Fudge: Dumbledore!
[Dumbledore turns to the right and looks at Fundge and Umbridge]
Fudge: It seems Moody was really Barty Crouch Jr.
Dumbledore: Yes he was working for Vo…
Umbridge: HE'S NOT DONE TALKING!
[long silence]
Fudge: Yes… well… anyway… I’m assigning Professor Umbridge to DADA to bring down you secret army and get Harry expelled by the end of his Fifth year.
Umbridge: oh thank you sir… your so wise sir… and quite hansom.
[Dumbledore turns to the Left and looks at Snape… again]
Dumbledore: Professor Snape. It seems Umbridge had a rather terrible accident.
[Off Camera] Umbridge: Say what now
[Off Camera] Unknown creature: [Roars]
[Off Camera] Umbridge: [Screams until it stops suddenly and quite bloody]
Dumbledore: So I need you to teach DADA during Harry’s Sixth year.
Snape: You can trust me sir.
[Snape turns to HIS left and looks at Carrow]
Snape: Carrow, since I have killed Dumbledore. I will take his position, I…
[Off Camera] Dumbledore: But you didn’t kill me.
[Snape turns back to his right and looks at Dumbledore, then raises his wand]
Snape: Avada kedavra!
[Snapes fires a green bolt at Dumbledore then turns back to Carrow]
Snape: As I was saying. As the New Headmaster I give you the title of Dark Arts teacher.
[Snape turns to his right and looks at Mundungus Fletcher]
Snape: Ah Mundungus Fletcher good. I have just aided Harry Potter in bring down the dark lord, so I’m giving you DADA as a test to see if that jinx has been lifted yet.
Fletcher: Oh good… wait why Me?
Snape: well if you were to die it would be no big loss.
Fletcher: Oh you got to be kidding me… wait when did Harry bring down Voldemort?
[The camera backs up to reveal Voldemort standing behind Snape]
Voldemort: That’s what I would like to know.
[Snape turns around and sees Voldemort]
Snape: Crap…
[Voldemort raises his wand and fires a green blast at Snape who gets blown away. Fletcher steps closer to Voldemort]
Fletcher: So… Do I still get the job?
[Voldemort looks at Fletcher, then blasts him]
[End]
Dumbledore: Professor Quirrell, it’s Harry’s first year at Hogwarts and I need you to teach Defense against the dark arts.
[Dumbledore turns to the left and looks at Lockhart]
Dumbledore: Professor Lockhart, it seems Quirrell was working for Lord Voldemort and carrying him on the back of his head. So I need you to teach Defense against the dark arts for Harry’s second year.
[Dumbledore turns to the right and looks at Lupin]
Dumbledore: Professor Lupin, it turns out Lockhard was a frad, and on top of that got his mind wiped, so I want you to teach DADA during Harry’s Third year.
[Dumbledore turns to the Left and looks at Snape]
Dumbledore: Professor Snape it seems that Professor Lupin as come quite ill…
Snape: Exhalent.
Dumbledore: So I need you to teach his classes till…
[Off Camera] Lupin: Actually sir I’m quite better now.
[Dumbledore turns to the right and looks at Lupin]
Dumbledore: hmmm… that you are… very well never mind…
[Off Camera] Snape: Blast.
[Dumbledore turns to the Left and looks at Moody]
Dumbledore: Professor Moody, I’m afraid I was forced to fire Lupin because Snape let lose he was a werewolf. So I need you to teach DADA and help with the Triwizerd tournament and keep an eye on Harry during his Fourth year.
[Off Camera] Fudge: Dumbledore!
[Dumbledore turns to the right and looks at Fundge and Umbridge]
Fudge: It seems Moody was really Barty Crouch Jr.
Dumbledore: Yes he was working for Vo…
Umbridge: HE'S NOT DONE TALKING!
[long silence]
Fudge: Yes… well… anyway… I’m assigning Professor Umbridge to DADA to bring down you secret army and get Harry expelled by the end of his Fifth year.
Umbridge: oh thank you sir… your so wise sir… and quite hansom.
[Dumbledore turns to the Left and looks at Snape… again]
Dumbledore: Professor Snape. It seems Umbridge had a rather terrible accident.
[Off Camera] Umbridge: Say what now
[Off Camera] Unknown creature: [Roars]
[Off Camera] Umbridge: [Screams until it stops suddenly and quite bloody]
Dumbledore: So I need you to teach DADA during Harry’s Sixth year.
Snape: You can trust me sir.
[Snape turns to HIS left and looks at Carrow]
Snape: Carrow, since I have killed Dumbledore. I will take his position, I…
[Off Camera] Dumbledore: But you didn’t kill me.
[Snape turns back to his right and looks at Dumbledore, then raises his wand]
Snape: Avada kedavra!
[Snapes fires a green bolt at Dumbledore then turns back to Carrow]
Snape: As I was saying. As the New Headmaster I give you the title of Dark Arts teacher.
[Snape turns to his right and looks at Mundungus Fletcher]
Snape: Ah Mundungus Fletcher good. I have just aided Harry Potter in bring down the dark lord, so I’m giving you DADA as a test to see if that jinx has been lifted yet.
Fletcher: Oh good… wait why Me?
Snape: well if you were to die it would be no big loss.
Fletcher: Oh you got to be kidding me… wait when did Harry bring down Voldemort?
[The camera backs up to reveal Voldemort standing behind Snape]
Voldemort: That’s what I would like to know.
[Snape turns around and sees Voldemort]
Snape: Crap…
[Voldemort raises his wand and fires a green blast at Snape who gets blown away. Fletcher steps closer to Voldemort]
Fletcher: So… Do I still get the job?
[Voldemort looks at Fletcher, then blasts him]
[End]
A script for a small Cartoon i had an idea for... If you can make Flash cartoons and want to ask this... go ahead... just ask me first and be sure to credit me.
I dot the idea while watching [link]
I dot the idea while watching [link]
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